Tv rots the brain, but is good for the soul

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Brendon is my least favorite Big Brother contestant. Here’s why: Brendon thinks that a science degree is going to help him win the game. He thinks by not telling people that he’s a science nerd, that he has the upper-hand. News flash Brendon, but dumb people are always winning Big Brother, not smart people. Jordan was a complete moron and walked away for $500,000. I’ve never seen an HOH competition where you had to label the periodic table, have you? I’ve never seen a POV where you had to compare different types of larva. C’mon now. You are no better than an average jock on the show, and they are usually evicted by week 5 because all the weak people gang together and backdoor you Jesse style.

Brendon is my least favorite Big Brother contestant.

Here’s why:

Brendon thinks that a science degree is going to help him win the game. He thinks by not telling people that he’s a science nerd, that he has the upper-hand. News flash Brendon, but dumb people are always winning Big Brother, not smart people. Jordan was a complete moron and walked away for $500,000. I’ve never seen an HOH competition where you had to label the periodic table, have you? I’ve never seen a POV where you had to compare different types of larva. C’mon now. You are no better than an average jock on the show, and they are usually evicted by week 5 because all the weak people gang together and backdoor you Jesse style.

I really hope the Big Brother Saboteur is Monet because then she actually has a purpose in the house. This broad is way dull for reality television.

I really hope the Big Brother Saboteur is Monet because then she actually has a purpose in the house.

This broad is way dull for reality television.

My initial thought was Enzo was the twist.  I’m getting confused now.  He has shifty eyes is all I’m saying

My initial thought was Enzo was the twist.  I’m getting confused now.  He has shifty eyes is all I’m saying

My pick for Big Brother’s saboteur. Here’s why: She’s a cancer survivor so that gives her points and likability so people are less likely to want to get rid of her. She’s in law enforcement so people want to keep her around because she can sniff out the liars and the the saboteur. She’s older so she’s less of a threat. Now, what makes me think she’s the saboteur is the fact that CBS is editing it so much to make you feel that it’s Brendon and Andrew, but Kathy, for someone who should be in shape because she’s a SHERIFF, has no energy whatsoever. What town is she in charge of? Seriously, because I’m not going there. Plus I’m not going anywhere that has a sheriff who rocks those taranchula lashes like that.

My pick for Big Brother’s saboteur.

Here’s why:

  1. She’s a cancer survivor so that gives her points and likability so people are less likely to want to get rid of her.
  2. She’s in law enforcement so people want to keep her around because she can sniff out the liars and the the saboteur.
  3. She’s older so she’s less of a threat.

Now, what makes me think she’s the saboteur is the fact that CBS is editing it so much to make you feel that it’s Brendon and Andrew, but Kathy, for someone who should be in shape because she’s a SHERIFF, has no energy whatsoever. What town is she in charge of? Seriously, because I’m not going there. Plus I’m not going anywhere that has a sheriff who rocks those taranchula lashes like that.

The same thing happens every year with Big Brother.  I feel indifferent towards the whole cast for the first few weeks.  There are only people I dislike and the people I think will start trouble.  My favorite this year (not necessarily a good thing) is Rachel.  When she said she was a science whiz and loves reading Science Weekly, or whatever I thought she was joking.  I need her and Brendan to stay because they both look stupid, but are both really into science stuff and are starting to love each other.

Oh, and Andrew.  Andrew who can’t eat slop because it’s not kosher.  Whatcha gonna do Andrew, whacha gonna do?

Big Brother is always making their twists sound so sophisticated. This year is no different with, “the saboteur”. I can’t even spell that without the help of Google. Why doesn’t have to be so French all of the time? Just call it what it is- America’s Player part 3.

Big Brother is always making their twists sound so sophisticated. This year is no different with, “the saboteur”. I can’t even spell that without the help of Google. Why doesn’t have to be so French all of the time? Just call it what it is- America’s Player part 3.